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The Headless Sprint: A PM's Journey Through the One-Legged Marathon

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In the chaotic world of project management, we have all seen projects that resemble Frankenstein’s monster more than a well-oiled machine. Let’s dive into a hilarious scenario where a PM's life cycle gets tangled up in the body-building fiasco of half-baked requirements. Phase 1: Discovery - The Mysterious Blueprint The client sits down with the sales team and begins to describe this mysterious body. They say they need a sprinter, a finely tuned athlete, and sales is already dreaming of Olympic medals. But the client’s description is… incomplete, to say the least. Head: "Oh, we don’t need the head yet, but imagine it’s full of brains!" Hands: "We haven’t built the hands, but they should be super strong. You’ll figure it out, right?" Legs: "Well, there’s one leg! The other one is, um, under construction." Sales hears this and nods vigorously, envisioning Usain Bolt. Meanwhile, the PM is scribbling furiously, trying to map this headless, handless creatur...